Another day in the Chapman household (I am reliably informed I am part of it). More pressies and flowers, it's incredible how generous people are. I've got even more clothes..... and flowers. Just for being born..... brilliant!! Finally, a midwife turns up. Thought they'd abandoned me. And frankly I wish they had! Not content with pulling out mum's stitches (which I think she secretly enjoyed), she's goes and sticks a needle in my heal. Well, obviously I cried my eyes out. You can do without out that kind of thing can't you? So, au revoir midwives and bon voyage, I'll be taking my leave of you lot after that showing I hope. Auntie Sarah popped by this afternoon with Charlotte, she likes a cuddle. Then someone I haven't seen before turned up. He smelled worse than me! Chlorine, sweat, booze (OK, I'm making that one up.... or am I?) apparently he cycled over here, which accounts for one smell! Anyway turns out he's loud and very good to sleep on. Perfect (see him here)! The next door neighbour popped round this evening, she seemed nice even though she woke me up and made me grumpy! She even offered to take care of me while mum & dad go out. Blimey, surely they're not thinking of leaving me already?